Though he would not go to the Holy land,in the first place!!
George Bush expands his circle of foreign countries and goes on a state visit to Israel.
While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.
The undertaker tells the accompanying people,
'You can have him shipped home for US$5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.'
The Americans go into a huddle and whisper to each other for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Bush shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks,
'Why would you spend $5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
The Americans replied,
'Long ago a man (named JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
'We just can't take that kind of a chance with this man.' |
Good one...
