your momma

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up again.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Your Mama So Fat

when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

Yo mama's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo' mama is so fat, she steps on a dollar and makes four quarters.

she needs a map to find her butt

her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf

she's once, twice, three times a lady

Yo mama's so poor, a cockroach crawled across the floor and I stepped on it and she said, ''Now what do we do for supper?''

why are u guys making jokes of mommy?

yo momma's house is so small i broke in and out at the same time

yo momma is so scary that Steven King (king of ghost stories) visits her before writing a new story.

lol btw who is yo momma?

yo mammas so fat "when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!"

yo mammas so fat that when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'

Yo' Mama is so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

Yo momma is so smelly that the butcher did not have to slaughter the goat for Eid

good one Salex in the spirit of Eid, we cant leave mamma out. Happy Eid "mamma"

Happy Eid, Yo Mamma

your momma is so fat, she slaugtered two pigs and ate them both, and that was only for breakfast.

your momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck (Dave Schapelle)
your Momma so fat when she goes out in a rain coat people yell Taxi!

your momma is so stupid when told Xmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

they put her photo on food stamps.

when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

burglars break into her home and leave money.

when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

the building society repossed her cardboard box.

she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

hahahha umsalayum, your on a roll

lol yeah .......