Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! Sue.
2nd woman: Hi! Patty. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the
den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran around all the rooms checking behind couches, chairs, pantry, and utility room. Then I ran upstairs and checked all the bedrooms, looking under all the beds and in all the closets. I scrambled down into the basement and checked every place a person could hide. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I
became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive |
